February 2012
98 posts
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
id-fuck-frank:
‘romeo and juliet is the most tragic love story ever’
bitch please, frerard is the most tragic love story ever.
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
dangerdaysis4fags:
what if some fics are actually non-fiction stories written by the band members.
iamjonwanker:
whenever a female celebrity’s nudes get leaked it’s this whole big slut-shaming scandal but whenever a male celebrity’s nudes get leaked it’s just really fucking funny
i-want-to-hug-dumbledore:
I ship frerard really hard. I think they should get married and be happy forever. But i don’t hate their wives, because if they are happy, i need to respect it. I just think that Frank And Gerard are perfect to each other (and also it would be pretty hot). And I know that frerard is not real, but my hope in this ship will never die.
Yeah, I agree. I think it was or...
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
...
It's been 5 days since I've been on tumblr.
Yeah, so I miss tumblr because my rude mother took out the Internet, and then I fell downstairs into the vacuum cleaner and hit myself in the face with the laptop, and now my laptop is broke aha. But yeah, I’m now looking for jobs and all that jazz, and it’s just not working out for me. I just want to be a waitress or something easy just to get money, but I can only find crap like...
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
Going on my diet again.
All I want is to eat cake and donoughts but I can’t. I must look beautiful and slim. I want people to want to sex me up. I must, I must. But donoughts though, donoughts.
Mystery Spot
Sam and Dean (in unison): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam. Sam. You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up... okay, enough!
aw this is my favourite episode aw.
imawanchor:
gerard wears sunglasses indoors
fucking dickwad
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
early-sunsets-over-hogwarts:
...
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
ier0:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
...
extremestankball:
if u were a transformer u’d be optimus fine
